Amebo zone..... voice of the masses.

Oh well!! E don tey wey we do ashiri one is to one..so in d spirit of scarcity I say how far...some of una don hear the gist, some of una no to sure weda the mata pure while others fit neva even hear am..na em make amebo sweet..it caters to all categories..d sendless, d thomases, d nosey 1s and d e-dont-bother me..
Let us first 1st DISCLAIM..we shall give no direct clues..so use your head..and no names were called do not project your guilty conscience on this page..if u do so,na 4 ya head..no apologies because 4 all we care, this could be fiction!

  There seem to be a trend of hooking up in med school these days..don't get us wrong its been there but there has been an upsurge lately...you can't blame them...we spend most of our lives with them all year round..wen the rest of the school and d hawties have gone home,you get to see them daily and suddenly your hormones play a funny 1 on.Like play like play one dude wey you no even send even if you dey drown go start to resemble Trey Songs for your eye and you begin to daydream about his beards, his callused fingers..even has multi-coloured, color riot tie begins to paint your wet world pink and we all know CONJI IS A BASTARD! It respects no one, it pities none and is the same for everybody nationwide..its more constant dan d law of Physics!
  Aniways back to d gist, so early this year, a certain chique had an extra sweg, extra sway to d hips, extra tossin of ha 'brazillian' tresses ( Ekwete brazzillian) and we said NO! It cnt be! There is a reason for this and we dug and found that, that sister's engine is bein oiled by a said Broda's oil (whether is high performance or not,we no sabi).. So we say congrats sis for doing something about the wear and tear of your parts..we where all gettin concerned haba...but sha..anyhow you service your engine, a volvo 1927 model can neva be a toyota 1990model sehf talk more of a 2000model..there is a limit to how much bodywork and repairs can be done..No one is a miracle worker MBOK!!

Clues; the only clue we can give to y'al is that both of them BEEN DEY SIDDON  Ontop our matter..kpomkwem!!! we can't say more than that!!

Still on the matter, another set of people....maybe after a hard professional exam,cold,conji and evrithing hormonal and delusional, sis became nicki minaj and bros became boris kodje ( in their eyes oooh) because dem still be the same gidigba 4 our eye oh.. What's striking about this combo is that they both don't strike me as pitching their tent in their class..Sis forms high class Nkwobi and bros forms higher class isiewu and all of a sudden, rumours frickled in that bros dey help sister  'ON HER GEN' 4 night and doesn't come out again!!!
HIAAAAANLEE!! ( in Pokolee's voice) Well, you won't blame them..our own mechanic turns ON our gen both during that day and at night and  lives with us should we develop any technical fault.. We cannot afford to stay without light ooh Mbok! Life is too short to depend on home based PHCN alone ( u know what we mean)..

Clue: thou shall wake buyers up by 4.30am to ask 4 thou's money..

  we wish all lovers mentioned above well..and the dudes better do quick if not the ladies shall give you the-night-before-the-FRESHEST-birthday treatment and like the former,we shall laugh so hard at your dulling!!! Doz who know what we are saying say Aii!