THE GRAVEL!!

All stand!! yep yep, its the maiden edition of the 'gravel' and yes, the members of the jury are out for everyone. please, let us warn that whatever the jury decides is born out of nothing personal at all. Just out of good faith,'church mind'
take whatever SENTENCE issued upon you and don't default next time #straight face. Then for those escaping this session,don't feel all fly and relaxed, "stand ye fast lest ye fall",you may just be next. Alright people!its up for the jury to decide... "1st case : PUMSA Health week dinner" brace up,enjoy,no vex.

All hail the queen!Eclectic we must say... Queen Diana's first official appearance scored high points in this beautiful number she's wearing.. but "erm.. HRH, we cant seem to get our eyes off your 'girls''. d jury decided to let her pass on this one. 

 oga 50-shades-of grey,we are so sorry about your failed attempt to mix those grey abi brown prints.its a tricky one no doubt...but no,we ain't letting you go. 2weeks rehab to get your skills in order. The guy next to you looks cool,looks like he was scared to wander into the path of experimentation like you did,so he played safe.as for the miss in blue, you kept it real babes!we luv the haircut... "out with the weaves,in with the fro"

 the jury rather finds it uncomfortable coming to a party with such a gloomy face...probably that inspired this your ensemble. no,no bruv...1week appointment with psychiatry dept. with Prof. He-who-must-not-be-named,lets have you checked out.

 pretty miss sunshine,we were just about showering accolades till we saw that thing peeking out from the corner.mmh mm...no begging...we no gree.... its an extra 5yards of material from Alaba market for you! yes of course you are paying jor.

 Mister man,we gerrit,but in your attempt to look different,you crossed the line! biko, 6months home-schooling for orientation classes and 50000NGN fine."right idea,wrong timing"

 sweat heart,all this orange colours here and there, we're sorry but the fruit farm of Jos is where we are confining you to ,because Tangerine is what you look like.3months hard labour!

 One word .....FROSH! we absolutely like everything going on here. nice one bruv!

 This is another stunner sisteh!we like the peek-a-boo drama you displayed here.any other person with a contrary opinion can use the comments box please.we would have given you a 9.5/10 if a strap sandals was involved(we stingy like that) but this will pass. nice one girl!

 wonderful sleeve length,fit and form,nice contrasting shades.... but my broda these buttons wey you pack come position like ECG limb leads be what na? oya, 2 months cardio posting,(junior med).

Nice one monsieur! mixing prints is quite risky-tricky-sliperry..you passed the trial with this one.we like!

"Dapper" is the title for you from the jury.The blend of burgundy,brown,black and the crispy white peeking out...ok ok the jury is really pleased with you...we are sure you left some of us drooling,.

For some reason your ensemble blends with your towering physique. you played safe with colours and that was a smart move.Nice one.

oooohm!!!kilode?you were getting it right when we decided to look from downwards-upward till we got to that point were we got confused with the too much red going on. we like the shade of blue but that red tho...we'd tamper justice with mercy...10000 NGN!

this lady did one thing we really liked KISS (Kept It Short and Simple) and slightly playful too. babe you are free.

 lovely ladies.we like the court shoes worn by the lady in purple coupled with the mesh drama she had going on on different parts of the dress(if you get eye look am well),as for the lady in white,we get your idea of the deep cut-trying-to-show-my-beauty-bone-drama..a little fitting at the upper part of that silhouette would have taken it a notch higher,and maybe some nude pointies like your friend did..the jury's sentence:1hour at that obioma(Abdul) right next to mekant...

what more could any lady ask for if not this number right here?!  bruv,you are carried.we've got nothing against you.take a lady home...lol

miss,that's a lovely dress you've got there. we like the length of your train.and the fish-scale detailing of the prints gave it an edge.you are free!

another blue winner!crispy white..check!contrasting lapel... check! that tie made you pop..we like. Pretty ebony black...we love your game with the shades of blues you put together...but you've made us angry with that thing there...yes!there yellow nylon bag!!"wida you na? na extra meat you carry so?" the jury finds that uneasy as you may be carrying contraband....2weeks detention and be escorted with an anti- bomb squad.(these days we never know)
This is where we draw the curtains wonderful people...this case is adjourned till next post. file for an appeal,comments,bail, by letting us know what you think via the comment box.Courrrrrt!!!!!