Gbam!gbam!gbam! fellow visitors, we have come again o,to
step on some toes and to feed your itchy ears,yep, bumper to bumper.
DISCLAIMER: sarcasm is our normal way of life, names have not been mentioned here,if your conscience disturbs you,then maybe its you!If you get mentioned,maybe its just you still!lol.
Its no longer news that the EVD outbreak its right here with
us( wow,feels like worldwar Z),we wouldn’t go into blame games concerning who
caused what,all we can say is ,abeg medicial students make una dey every
careful o,since we haven’t been given any special info (like we are not important),and its been back-to-work as usual,with all of us entering and exiting the hospital. Please
,una know the drill,stay safe,be health conscious , and since nobody dey look
our side,we can come together and have a little safety training/orientation especially
with our activities in clinic ,or what do you think?#To whom(governing bodies)
it may concern.
Okay, miss soon to be Mrs is on a Train ride (monorail maybe
lol) amongst other things in preparation for the very Big day!(we wish you well
hun) but erm sources claim that some folks whom everyone assumed were fit were
denied access as she withdrew their ticket passes (sobs!oh dear! ) who were they given to then???? .thats none of our business!na sidon look we dey.
If you’ve been an ardent reader of this column, you’d
remember our gist on a bobo that used to cross the seven seas and mountains to
oil this madam’s Gen. well, we said ‘used to’ because e be like fuel don
finish,oil don expire,and Gen fit don spoil (emphasis on ‘fit don spoil’),or a new 'mountain' now comes to Mohammed since he's tired of crossing seven seas, nawa
,our cameras haff see finish!
BEACONS!!(scream dt una chant for here …………) okay we decided
to hail you for the very successful Picnic y’all pulled. Big thumbs up to you
guys!!(logo gist coming soon!hold your horses) Meanwhile it was heard that a certain oga
at the top of one of the classes filled with doctors-still-in-our-midst, (u don’t wanna go down there) was spotted at the event. All this energy of
moral support you are showing oga, it can be channelled into giving your folks
their long overdue year book, thank you sir. Ehen, sources say there was a
failed attempt to pull off yet another picnic by a second arm of Beacons(not
real names),look here folks, make una no start no to dey fall ‘08 hand o.#laff no
dey our face .
NIMSA Games is over and need we say that Pumsites did us
proud!!! Despite all the gree-die the team managers went through to make sure
sey we manage attend, despite all odds with the ‘powers that be’ some philanthropists came through to
help and here we are today, Hurray!! Details of the result coming soon.
hmm this particular gist makes us weak! A certain brother who is supposedly in his 5th intrauterine life has been said to have deferred his admission , owing to his stronger interest in one those health products networking business.kai!at this kain critical moment? brother!u sabi wetin u choose so?hope you thought this through sha, because we are surprised at this your decision,coming from someone like you.hmmm we wish you well sha.
Well, that’s all we can let out for now. No clues! Ardent readers would decode this in a heart
beat,decoders,start coding hard!.More loaded gist coming your way shortly. Coming soon!! Awoooof
reloaded!!!
Reach us for anything via pumsalite@yahoo.co.uk thanks for visiting.
yep I think d guy's name is onus, I wanna blv it's not true.hmmmm @defer
ReplyDeleteWho does that? @defer
ReplyDeletemehn me sef tire o! at ds kain critical accreditation times...broda,ds moni,e nede run o.
ReplyDeleteehen! dt gen guy should be the current guy on FABFORM.hehehe heard the new mountain mohammed sent to him is some black beauty in yr1,hmmm all ds senior colleague formings,na today...
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha were have I been biko, laffwan kill me...
ReplyDeleteD gen engine don knock common... china would always be china if u like use japan oil and germany engine......alll sort of pun intended...